On the list of drunken activities, Nha Trang is an easy place to tick of a fair few Do’s and a fair more Don’ts.
Do; take a cyclo to the next bar.
Don’t; physically put the cyclo driver in the passenger seat and then drive said cycle into the next bar. Sorry!
Do; treat the city to a rousing rooftop rendition of Tenacious D’s ‘Fuck her gently’ with the boys nailing harmonies for an acquired audience of pub patrons.
Don’t; take exception to a distasteful shirt and launch it from said rooftop. Sorry!
Do; partake in a booze cruise involving an extremely poor version of karaoke yellow submarine, meet Lou and Nia and dive overboard when asked to sing again.
Don’t; forget the suncream people! Ouch!
Do; stop in when Chris finds himself arguing with a big Russian fella and his minders about Liverpool Football Club.
Don’t; miss the opportunity to continue winding said Russian up about football, organised crime, needing minders and his choice of shirt. The result of which being a rather disconcerting man hug and a couple of rounds of Grey Goose.
Do; make sure Big Chris is standing behind you when you gamble on the mafia having a sense of humour.
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