The tunnels

A side trip from Saigon takes us to the Cu-Chi Tunnels where the Vietnamese outsmarted the American folks by not eating burgers and being able to not only fit but live in a rabbit warren.  They’ve widened the tunnels since for the western physique but myself and the Chris’s still decide to exit at the first option.  Even on his knees Big Chris is a fair bit taller than the intended inhabitants.  Sam and Alex soldier on, Alex’s Asian blood serves him well and he pretty much strolls through. Sam however is reborn from the far end of the tunnel decidedly muddier in the shirt and redder in the face. Should Chris ever wish to keep his beer safe from Sam; Tunnels are the way forward.

At Cu-Chi you can also get your gun on for $1 a bullet.  You can apparently also pay to dispose of a cow by means of bazooka.  However, given the average beef curry costs $3 a whole heifer is likely to be quite pricey.